Rugby delays Coup in Fiji

From The New Zealand Herald:

"The Fijian Army has extended its coup deadline until Monday as it takes on Police in the annual much-anticipated Sukuna Bowl rugby clash."

Proof that the sport of rugby is an instrument of peace.

According to fijivillage.com: "[Commander Bainimarama] also added that the military will host the Police tonight at the Officers Mess and have a few bowls of grog in what he believes is the only way that will bring the two forces together."

So, the Fiji military's plan appears to be:

1. Beat the Police on the rugby pitch,
2. Convince them to straighten up their government at the drink up after, else
3. Take over the government.
   

I like it.

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